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Atticus O'Sullivan ([personal profile] wisdom_of_hounds) wrote2013-04-17 11:49 pm

There is a great deal of poetry

  • Mobili-Tea: Eases aches and joint pain, mostly for senior citizens.

  • Immortali-Tea: Can reverse aging or simply prevent it. He drinks a brew once a week. (As does Oberon)

  • Vitali-Tea: Another tea aimed at the aging crowd of regulars he gathered at Third Eye, this one for an energy boost.

  • Humili-Tea: Swaps human pheromones for a skunk's, most often used by Sorority girls to break it off with a creeper of a boyfriend.

  • Enhanced Visibili-Tea: High concentration of Yarrow that shifts color perception for a time. This was one he gave to artsy types looking for something to expand their minds.

  • Digestive Facili-Tea: Just what it sounds like.

  • Virus Immuni-Tea: Way more effective than that Emergen-C crap.


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